Bonchon Spicy Chicken Wings

Sometimes I open my lunch and immediately call a mulligan. It's well established now that I don't plate sandwiches for instance.

This lunch, however, was about as close to being skipped as you can get. I mean look at it in the box:

Anything other than that presentation above is essentially lying about what that food is. It's supposed to be in that box, surrounded by grease paper.

"I'm going to plate it anyway"

Sure. This can't go too badly can i-

I'm a criminal.